Last Christmas hanging out with family all the kids got Nerf guns.  Now growing up I never had Nerf guns, we were just too poor I guess.  Not in a bad way, it just was a different time and I didn’t have 3k toys like kids today have plus anything name brand was usually out of the question.  So making up for lost time I shot kids under the age of 10 for 3 days straight over last Christmas break.  The adults thought I was doing it to be nice to the kids and try to fit in but honestly, I just wanted to shoot the guns myself.  Pardon the buttcrack but here’s me after taking a shot straight to the eye.

This year I’m bringing the ruckus, check this bad boy out.  Like Billy Madison said, “Now you’re all in big, big trouble.”

– Forrest