Hi. I’m Lyndsey. I have a mild case of social retardation, but luckily, I also have a microphone so it all
gets captured for you 10-2pm

What got you into radio?
Well, I’m an actress reject. I used to be big into musical theatre. I could act, I could sing, I just couldn’t flipping dance. So broadway wasn’t in my cards. I still was a total attention hog, so at 18 I walked into my first radio station, WARO in Fort Myers, FL. Pitched a really good interview, pretended I knew what I was doing, and started on-air that night.

What was/is your all time favorite toy?
Ummm…I currently have about 18 Star Wars toys in my living room. Go ahead and judge me.

Do you have any cool talents/skills?
Live band karaoke. Period. I can do a hell of a “Holy Diver” on the mic.

Who is your favorite sports team(s)?
Redwings. I’m a nut about hockey. Seriously. I never miss a game. Usually I download the illegal russian stream of it. I can’t believe I just admitted that.

If you won a million dollars, what would be the first thing you would buy?
A ranch. No no no, a log cabin. A log cabin ranch in the middle of no where.

What is your favorite movie of all time?
1) Wolf of Wall Street
2) Ironman (all of them)
3)The Big Lewboski

Who is your celebrity crush?
Dave Grohl. Dude is a stud. And he has excellent facial hair. And he screams.

What is your biggest fear?
I’m terrified of taxidermy. I eat meat. I don’t mind hunting, I just can’t deal with the whole stuffing a dead animal and putting it on the wall-thing.

If you could see any band perform live (living or dead) who would it be?
Original lineup of Zep. Unfortunately, that will never happen.

What is your biggest pet peeve?
Materialistic people. I shop at thrift stores and only own like… 4 pairs of shoes.

What’s your favorite drink at the bar?
I like expensive craft beer, Fireball, and cheap wine.

Do you have any pets?
1 horse. 1 dog. 1 cactus. The cactus is barely hanging in there.

What was your first concert?
Man, it was a Donny Osmond concert. I was like 10. And it was terrible.

What is your favorite food?
Cheeseburgers. I’m obsessed. And I can out eat you, any day. Favorite cheeseburger? Half a pound of bison, fried egg, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, onions. Complete with sweet potato fries.

Do you have any cool tattoos or piercings?
I’ve got a half sleeve of the sea on my right arm. I lived in Florida awhile and miss it. So I decided to take it with me. Also have a nose ring because SLASH does, and some other small tattoos hidden.

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